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I know many jokes, and I will post them at the primary links, at the top right. This is the only joke that I will post on the front page. If you have any jokes, email me or post a comment. Thanks. Here is a joke.

 A duck walks into a McDonald's. He walks up to the guy at the cash register and says, "Got any corn?" The guy, suppose his name is Bob, says, "No, we don't serve corn. This is a fast food resturaunt. Go to Walmart to buy that." "Oh," says the duck, and he walks out.
 The next day, the duck walks into that same McDonald's. Same guy is there. "Have any corn?" "No," says Bob, a little upset and angry. "Go, and don't come back."
 Next day. The duck comes in, and he says, "Do you have corn?" "NO! WE DO NOT HAVE CORN!" yells Bob. "DO NOT COME BACK OR I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE DOOR!"
 The next day, the duck comes in. Bob is still there. The duck says, "Do you have any nails?" Bob answers, "No." Then the duck says, "Have any corn?"

- Caleb

This entry was posted on Sun, 03/16/2008 - 5:04pm

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I know many jokes, and I will post them at the primary links, at the top right. This is the only joke that I will post on the front page. If you have any jokes, email me or post a comment. Thanks. Here is a joke.

 A duck walks into a McDonald's. He walks up to the guy at the cash register and says, "Got any corn?" The guy, suppose his name is Bob, says, "No, we don't serve corn. This is a fast food resturaunt. Go to Walmart to buy that." "Oh," says the duck, and he walks out.
 The next day, the duck walks into that same McDonald's. Same guy is there. "Have any corn?" "No," says Bob, a little upset and angry. "Go, and don't come back."
 Next day. The duck comes in, and he says, "Do you have corn?" "NO! WE DO NOT HAVE CORN!" yells Bob. "DO NOT COME BACK OR I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE DOOR!"
 The next day, the duck comes in. Bob is still there. The duck says, "Do you have any nails?" Bob answers, "No." Then the duck says, "Have any corn?"

- Caleb

This entry was posted on Sun, 03/16/2008 - 5:04pm

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